I applied for a job here today. I walked in, and there were just books EVERYWHERE. And there were stacks of vinyls and cassettes. I thought I was in heaven. THEN this adorable old man wearing a flannel, beanie, and huge hipster glasses walks over to me. This was the conversation we had:

Him: Can I help you?
Me: Hi. Are you hiring?
Him: No. Come back when you’re ready to buy something. -walks away-

-.-

PS- The picture is blurry because as I went to take it on my phone, he walked over and I was afraid of him.